Wincest One-Act: Easter

[justinedelarge]

Title: Wincest One-Act: Easter
Author: justinedelarge
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Wincest
Word Count: 150
Disclaimer: I don't own what I don't own. But I DO own the parts that I own.
Summary: Sam and Dean are drunk in a motel on Easter

INTERIOR: Motel. SAM and DEAN are on a queen-sized bed, drinking whiskey from the bottle.

Dean: Here comes Peter Cottontail...
Sam: Dean?
Dean: (taking another swig of whiskey) ...hopping down the bunny trail.
Sam: ...Ok.You're REALLY drunk.
Dean: ...hippity hoppity I wanna fuck your ass...
Sam: (takes bottle away from Dean). Ok, there, Gene Autrey. Enough hunter's helper for you tonight.
Dean: (doing his best pout) Not my fault the ham was so damn salty.
Sam: Normal people? Drink water when they're thirsty. Not Maker's Mark.
Dean: I do, you know.
Sam: Drink water? Or...
Dean: (falling back on the bed, crossing his arms behind his head) hippity hoppity...
Sam: (unable to repress a smile) You wanna fuck my ass.
Dean: Oh, so you DO know the song.
Sam: Sure you're not too drunk for that?
Dean: I'm never too drunk for that. C'mere.
Sam: (peeling his jeans off) Ok. But no singing.

Comments

[adelheide.livejournal.com]

...hippity hoppity I wanna fuck your ass...

Hee!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

I hope I have forever changed the lyrics of that song for at least a couple of you.

[deansdirtybb.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! Adorable, Happy Easter to you, Love!!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

And to you too!

[dimeliora.livejournal.com]

Aaaand Easter just got even better.

This was hilarious, and yes that song is forever altered for me. Although I think it's quite the improvement. Thank you. :)

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Yay!!!

[megumiogata-1.livejournal.com]

Lol! This is cute. Thanks for sharing. :)

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

You're VERY welcome. :)

[blackrabbit42.livejournal.com]

Goodbye houstguests... Helllloooooo porn. Thanks for starting off my night with a smile.

:)

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

So glad to be doing my job properly. :)

[imaginecoolname.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, this is adorably hilarious! Thank you, and I hope your Easter is as happy as you've made mine with this. :)

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Writing this certainly made it better, that's for sure!

[masja-17.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! Made my day!

<3

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[sammichgirl]

SO much better than a chocolate bunny, Sam 'n Dean porn for Easter.

Thank you Easter Bunny!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

I love Wincestifying the holidays.

[dont-hate-me01.livejournal.com]

Ha-ha!!! This was so freaking cute!! Loved it, made this easter into something different!!!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[rianadrarrylove.livejournal.com]

"hippity hoppity I wanna fuck your ass" I literally burst out laughing and woke people up!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

This pleases me so very much.

[lgmkeefer.livejournal.com]

Well, I am going to be singing that song for the next half millennia.
But it's well worth it.

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Hehhehehheh. My job here is done. :)

[deezy-y.livejournal.com]

Lol...hilarious! Definitely put a smile on my face. :)