Instead of joining a cult, if I just start writing original books, will you be a reader minion and buy them and pimp them to your friends? Maybe that way I can eventually afford to rent a beautiful boy from time to time to feed me grapes. Although I would probably just end up asking him to clean the kitchen. That I could use more than grapes. :)
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Date: 2013-06-21 06:21 am (UTC)