Wincest One-Act: Gotten into the Bourbon Again

[justinedelarge]

Title: Wincest One-Act: Gotten into the Bourbon Again

Author: justinedelarge
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing(s): Sam/Dean 
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Wincest, alcohol consumption
Word Count: 585
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Just for fun.
Summary: Sam and Dean get drunk sometimes.
Hey, help that boy who did the perfect Eye of the Tiger get to a con to meet his idol, Jensen! 
http://gogetfunding.com/project/help-little-dean-meet-his-idol

INTERIOR: Motel. SAM and DEAN are on a queen-sized bed, drinking whiskey from the bottle. The contents of the bottle are nearly entirely gone.

SAM pulls down the blankets, exposing DEAN’s completely naked body.

SAM: It’s just…perfect.

DEAN: Yeah?

SAM: You’re perfect. Aren’t you. Yes you are.

DEAN:…are you. Wait. Are you talking to my dick?

SAM: Who’s a good boy?

DEAN:…the fuck?

SAM: You’re a good boy. Best cock in the world. Yeah you are.

DEAN: Why won’t you ever let me FILM you when you’re drunk? Chrissakes. Fucking hilarious.

 SAM: Dude. You don’t even. I mean. LOOK at it. (SAM strokes DEAN’s penis like a puppy.)

DEAN: Kinda know what it looks like.

SAM: Uh-uh. You never see it. Just… from the top down. Not up close. Like I do. It’s… I mean. Ok. First off… first off, it’s soft.

DEAN: Hey! It’s called a refractally… a refracting… it’s called I need a little time to get hard again.

SAM: No! No. It’s… the skin is soft. So soft. (SAM’s voice gets quieter) Softest thing I ever felt. But over this huge, owie, hard thing.

DEAN: Owie?

SAM: Dude. You’re like…YOU’RE Gigantor! (SAM falls over on his side, giggling.)

DEAN: Seriously. Let me film this. I’m begging you.

SAM: They call ME Gigantor. But it’s YOUR cock that’s Gigantor.

DEAN: Begging you, Sammy.

SAM: (addressing DEAN’s cock) Who’s a good Gigantor? YOU are. Yes you are.

DEAN: I will do anything you want. For a week. Just let me record this.

SAM: …fine.

DEAN: (practically cackling as he grabs his phone and starts recording)

SAM: Ok, so also, Gigantor is straight… not all crooked and fucked up or gross and veiny. They should make a mold of you and sell it like art. In Bronze. Like, this is the most perfect cock in human history. Really big but not… not impossible. So pretty. So fucking pretty. ‘S as pretty as your eyes.

DEAN: Aw.

SAM: And you give it to me. Just to me. The most beautiful cock in the world. (SAM pauses, and wipes his eyes with the back of his hand.) And you only give it to ME. (SAM stares up at DEAN, eyes wet). Me. You could… do you know how many people would give anything? Just for once? The most… best looking people in the world. Rich and famous and beautiful. But…it’s just me.

DEAN: (Closing the phone and putting it aside) Come here, baby boy.

SAM: (sniffles, but allows himself to be pulled up into his arms)

DEAN: Know who the most beautiful person in the world actually is, you dumbass? It’s you.

SAM: (shakes his head and buries his face in DEAN's chest.)

DEAN: Hey.  Hey. Hey. Yeah. You. You don’t even… you don’t even fucking get it. Christ, Sammy. (DEAN takes a breath, summons up the nerve.) Everything I’ve ever done wrong or bad… and somehow I get you. I get to have you. That’s…Sam, there IS no one better than you.

SAM: (after a long pause) Yeah?

DEAN: Yeah.

SAM: I like you when you’re drunk. You…talk about stuff. Feelingy stuff.

DEAN: (snorts)

SAM: (reaching for the phone) You should totally let me record you like this.

DEAN: (blocking him) How about I stick the world’s most perfect cock in your mouth instead?

SAM: (with a blinding grin) Christ… took you long enough.

(DEAN straddles SAM’s chest, stroking his cheek tenderly as the lights fade to black.)

END


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Illustrative photo by kjanddean

Comments

[kinkajou.livejournal.com]

*giggle* *flailing* this... this.... you... it... now... I can't even... It is so silly, and cute, and... and... and... *more flailing* I seriously love you, you are making my life 976% better :D Like, really! <3 <3 <3

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

hehhehhehheh

[leighannwallace.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. Have to say it again. Freaking love this!

Thanks!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

I love my Wincest One-Acts so, so much.

Re: Thanks!

[leighannwallace.livejournal.com]

Me too. They're so much fun!

[blackrabbit42.livejournal.com]

Somebody please make art for this! So fun.

:)

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

I would be SO HAPPY if someone would make art for this. Or any of my stories. If I had a second of free time, I would try to learn how to draw so I could do it!

[kinkajou.livejournal.com]

So. Um. I did not draw. It is a photo manip. Sortof. And it sucks. But. Well, here it is anyway: (not safe for work!)

Who's a good boy?

[jespretender.livejournal.com]

Oh seriously, that was absolutely perfect!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

That makes me happy that you said that. :)

[aerynsun5.livejournal.com]

Loved this! ♥♥♥♥♥

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[sammichgirl]

Took you long enough, hahahahahahahahaha! Love drunk boys, especially Sam!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Sam is a very, very sweet drunk.

That's why Dean keeps buying fifths of bourbon.

[masja-17.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! *giggles* Love your fics! But still very sweet.

<3

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

So glad you liked it!

[dont-hate-me01.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! NO! I can't believe this, still giggling over the way Dean talked to Dean's cock. This was hilarious!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, the silliness in my head astonishes even me.

[imaginecoolname.livejournal.com]

Awww, this was hilarious and sweet and I absolutely loved it!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[ohcuetheviolins.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha! Oh my god. I laughed nearly all the way through this. Hilarious and sweet, thank you for sharing! :)

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

So glad you liked it!

[charmed-103.livejournal.com]

To put it simply, I love it when you write dialogue for drunk Sammy. And, yes there needs to be accompanying artwork, damn my talentlessness for drawing!

[writethings.livejournal.com]

lol This dialogue between Sam and Dean's cock was the best I've seen this year. And they are so cute together. Awesome!

[dimeliora.livejournal.com]

So I laughed along with Dean right up until it got cute, and then I thought, "If he doesn't close that phone and bone him I'm gonna shout." Which he promptly did. So now I get big stupid smile time first thing in the morning. Of which there is never enough. Long story short (too late!)? Love this.

[lgmkeefer.livejournal.com]

I don't think I need anything else for christmas.
This made my life
justinedelarge and kjanddean, thank you so much!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome!

[nantucket-sock.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. Drunkenly, schmoopy goodness! Needs to see this in play form for real. For research purposes--and stuff.

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

That would amuse me beyond measure.

[ousoonerfan.livejournal.com]

This is priceless!!! I freakin love it!!

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

So happy you do!

[x-mascarahero.livejournal.com]

ROFL. I'm sorry but that was too funny about the Pretty in Pink chapter, I was taking a break myself from studying and when I saw that note on your Tumblr I snickered. My partner looked at me oddly. I really need to stop sneaking Wincest into my study sessions. I'm glad you caught it though!

Also I love love LOVE these oneshots, such a creative idea. I have a friend who writes screenplays and is into acting fairly hardcore, and I showed them to her because she's having a rough time. She loved them.

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

I was serious about being an actress all the way through junior high, high school and the first time I went to college. Was going to do it for real. Did all the plays and acting competitions. I did really well, too. Then my director made me choose between rehearsing a non-singing role in My Fair Lady and a video shoot for my solo with my band. Like, you can't miss this one rehearsal to do that shoot that can only happen that one evening, and if you do miss it, you're out of the drama department, because you have to choose between singing and acting.

I chose the band, and the boy. That was that.

But I still have a love of theater, and apparently, a feel for dialogue. Thanks! I'm so glad you and your friend like them. Hope things get better for her soon.