To Have and To Hold

[justinedelarge]

Title: To Have and To Hold
Author: justinedelarge
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: G
Warning: Wincest, spoilers for season 8
Word Count: 150
Disclaimer: I don't own what I don't own.
Summary: A ficlet wherein Sam and Dean discover they are actually married in the eyes of God. This takes place several days after the scene in the church at the end of Season 8.

Dean shook his head. “Wait—we’re WHAT?"

"You pledged your troth in a church. Before God."

"I—what’s a troth?"

Crowley sighed. “Don’t you ever read? You pledged your faith and loyalty to Sam. Said there was nothing, past or present, you’d put in front of him." He stepped closer to Dean. “Troth? Pledged." He grinned. “Right after Sam did the same thing. Said he’d rather die than let you down again. If that’s not a pledge of true love and loyalty, I don’t know what is."

Sam stammered, but no words came out.

"And Dean. You tethered his left hand."

"That was a bandanna, not a ring!" Sam held up his hand.

"And lest you forget, I was a witness. It’s all official and legal-like, at least in the eyes of the Lord."

Sam and Dean stared at each other. “We’re…married?"

"That’s right, boys." Crowley adjusted his tie.  "Mazel tov."

Comments

[lgmkeefer.livejournal.com]

OMG!! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!
*dies laughing*