Wincest Western One-Shot

[justinedelarge]

Title: Wincest Western One-Shot
Author: justinedelarge
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Words: 400
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Just for fun.
Summary: (I've been writing a lot of Sam and Dean playing with pink satiny panties. Time for a swing of the pendulum in the other direction.) Sam and Dean infiltrated a working cattle ranch in order to track down a monster responsible for cattle mutilations, and have been entrusted with moving a herd of steers to greener pastures. Then this happens.

“Dean, you are a masculine archetype.” Sam’s cowboy hat tilted over his face as they rode along the trail behind the herd of steers.

“Dude, I know.” Dean took a deep slug from his flask, filled with whiskey made by hirsute men from Scotland.

“Sometimes I think they ought to make a mold of your cock and balls and cast them in bronze.”

“I think you should get right on that, Sammy.”

A wide grin spread across Sam’s face, darkened by his week’s worth of stubble that had grown overnight, because he had so much testosterone in him.

“That’s a great idea.” Sam stuck two strong fingers into his mouth and whistled. In a manly fashion.

The steers came to a slow and shuffling halt, and went to water themselves at the river’s edge.

The cattle dogs lay down and started licking their balls.

Sam and Dean dismounted and unsaddled their horses, and the horses also wandered to the water to drink, their impressive equine members backlit by the orange-and-red streaks of the sun setting on the horizon.

“Sam? Why are we stopping here?”

Sam swaggered over to Dean, hooking his thumbs in his massive belt buckle that said, “This Penis Was Grown in Texas.”

“Your cock and balls. You said I should get right on that.” Sam lifted Dean up onto a large boulder, so that he could suck his cock without having to kneel in an unmanly fashion. “And I will.”

And Sam Winchester sucked Dean Winchester’s cock in the high desert, as the cattle lowed to each other, the dogs licked their balls, and the horses aired their junk in the cool air of twilight.

When Dean came, he grunted, “Fuck.”

Dean jumped down, scuffing his boots on the dirt, stood next to Sam, wrapped a calloused hand around Sam’s cock and jerked him to climax with his strong, masculine grip.

When Sam came, he grunted, “Fuck.”

They built a campfire, heated cans of chili with beans, and when they had eaten their fill, Sam and Dean lay back against their saddles and passed the flask back and forth.

“You know what, Dean?”

Dean belched. “What, Sam?”

“I enjoy being a man.”

Dean lit up a cheroot. “Fuckin' A, Sam. Fuckin'. A.”

Comments

[lgmkeefer.livejournal.com]

I love the belt buckle. That's amazing

[tristan8.livejournal.com]

loved this one! very playful and funny. made me smile. and also, it reminded me of Brokeback Mountain. Maybe that is something you could write sometime, if you wanted too. Brokeback, but with Sam/Dean and a happy ending. really liked this one. and have u read nyxocity? she's another FAVE of mine. forgot to mention her before.

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And I'm giving some thought to writing a serious Wincest western. And a smutty loving gay porn book, even, what I could maybe publish. Couldn't be Wincest though.

Nyxocity's my all-time favorite. Her Like Staring Into the Sun series is the hottest thing I've ever read in my life.

[tristan8.livejournal.com]

i'd be happy to read anything you wrote! Wish you would write a Wincest novel though also. that would be so cool. Really hope you keep writing Wincest too. and do you write any J2 slash? haven't had time to look at all your fics yet, so didn't know if you wrote about them too. I'm a slash writer too. 99% of what i write is either Wincest or J2. and nyxocity is so amazing!! like i said, You and her, and spiders_stars are my fave writers on here. kimsboy82 is amazing as well. i really love his work also. the thing i really love about both you and nyx is how ROMANTIC the sex and sexy dialogue is. that just kills me. and spiders writes some of the best J2 slash i've ever read anywhere.

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Well,I could write a Wincest novel, and I would LOVE to, but that's a hell of a lot of work to do for free, and you can't sell Wincest. I mean, legally. Other people own the characters. This is why I'm thinking seriously about doing my own original characters in a gay male porn romance, so I could actually publish it and make some money. I really love writing this stuff, but it takes a lot of time, and a person does have to make a living.

I don't write J2 slash because I absolutely believe Jared and Jensen have a real romantic/sexual relationship in real life, and I feel like that's crossing a line for me. That's private, and I can't bring myself to speculate on what they do in private, any more than I could hide in their closet and watch them. It's just me, though. I can read J2 non/slash (as in, just the romantic stuff).

I haven't read spiders_stars before, probably because I steer clear of J2 slash.

[dolnmoon.livejournal.com]

I totally wear a tin hat for J2 and sorry to reveal that I do write J2 slash, that is how I started out.. But I also write a good deal of wincest too, it's actually my preference now. Working on my samdean_otp minibang right now.

Unless you read extreme kinks ie: bestiality and extreme underage I doubt you've read spider_stars, those are her main J2 focuses.

[justinedelarge.livejournal.com]

Hey, if someone likes J2, and is comfortable reading or writing it, go for it.

[dolnmoon.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly.. =D to each his own.

[dolnmoon.livejournal.com]

MMM Sam in a worn stetson and a bronze cast of Dean's bits.. Nommy.. I think someone should tell Sam about the clone a willy kits they make. lol That would make for an interesting story.. hehehehehehe. not prompting at all, nope not me.

[melacreature.livejournal.com]

They make such a fine example of masculinity and grace. You've captured that, here. Wonderful fic!

[masja-17.livejournal.com]

Real men and hot sex, loved this!

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